We caught up with Wayne Mardle in sunny sunny Barbados and quizzed him on what he's been up to, and what he will be doing to ensure the House of Fun Weekender is the best three days of the year! Here's what he had to say:
How are you and where are you right now?
Not great and I've got an earache. I'm in Barbados, so it's not all bad.
Will you be visiting the pool during your stay at the House of Fun, and what is your best swimming technique?
Possibly. Backstroke.
Do you like to be beside the seaside?
No, beside the sea
Would you prefer a stick of rock or a nice ice cream?
Ice cream.
What was the first Madness song you heard?
Baggy trousers.
Who’s your favourite darts player?
Er, Peter Manley.
What will you be doing to make sure the House Of Fun is lots of fun when you’re on?
Making sure the people attending have fun be any means.
Would you rather be an acrobat or a magician?
Magician.
Are you a secret pool hustler?
NO, but do you fancy a game for £10.
Tell us a joke.
An Irish health inspector has been sacked at Disneyland Paris.
He closed the kitchens after finding a giant mouse in them.
Wayne.
Visit Wayne's website here and watch him in action below:
